Y'all, I scheduled this "day off" a month ago. It's the first day that I literally didn't have 100 something's looming or necessary tasks to accomplish. I did not set an alarm. I told my husband to let me sleep and to expect an epic level of laziness. I was shooting for setting a new personal record.

Here's a general idea of the greatest day off ever:

I woke up at 1 pm, went from my bed to the couch and watched a solid couple of hours of Law and Order.

Opened a good bottle of wine around 6 pm.

Ate homemade gumbo for dinner.

Decided I should do at least one productive thing today - so I took a horrible photo with my phone.